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Comments for Destroy the Sun!

By System @system2003-10-01 14:00:00.000Z
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    Lethu Ubisi @NettCaster872020-06-11 11:34:23.461Z

    You had me at "we must destroy the sun"

    1. D
      In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
      David2011-03-30 14:57:00.000Z

      Hello? We orbit around the Sun.... Without it our solar system would be doomed.

      1. JJason Heeris2011-03-30 15:55:00.000Z

        Well, if the Sun could be extinguished without losing much mass, our orbit would remain the same. In fact, as it is the Sun is slowly evaporating, losing mass while our orbit gradually changes.

        But I don't see any particular reason that our solar system needs to remain intact anyway.

        1. CChris BSomething2017-01-06 02:19:52.000Z

          Nice plan, but if you managed to extinguish the sun, without getting rid of its mass, I believe it would spontaneously reignite. No, we need a better plan.

        2. In reply toDavid:
          AAC2014-02-07 08:34:06.000Z

          No, the sun orbits us... and we need to put an end to this menace.

          1. In reply toDavid:
            EEndie2016-12-10 10:53:33.000Z

            Well spotted. I can't imagine how none of us spotted this fact.

          2. A2
            In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
            Anonymous2011-07-30 03:35:00.000Z

            they are all true!

            1. O
              In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
              OG2011-09-21 15:57:00.000Z

              Since the beginning of time, mankind has yearned to destroy the sun. Failing this, we should do the next best thing: block it out.

              1. JJason Heeris2011-09-21 16:00:00.000Z

                I can't help but feel that Mr. Burns lacked ambition on this.

              2. R
                In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
                Renaldo2013-02-09 08:17:35.000Z

                let's do this. i'll get the supplies.

                1. ÁÁdám Zovits2013-10-30 01:14:56.000Z

                  Okay, I'll get the marching band.

                2. J2
                  In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
                  JJ2013-10-30 12:59:37.000Z

                  Impractical. We ought to boot the earth out of the solar system instead.

                  1. JJason Heeris2013-10-30 14:56:12.000Z

                    More practical but less satisfying. Sometimes you just want to be punitive...

                  2. A3
                    In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
                    ajay2013-11-14 08:03:02.000Z

                    we can save our life . .....

                    1. J3
                      In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
                      John Lepley2015-06-27 05:30:27.000Z

                      Holy shit I am laughing my ass off, I have always dreamed of destroying the sun, I have 6 inch rocket to do it and you need to listen up. Here's your new laws. #1do what the fuck I tell you when I tell you. #2 everybody destroy each others military and cooperate to facilitate it I am out of my mind, but if don't do what I say I don't care what happens at all, I am gonna take you all to hell with me.

                      1. J3
                        In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
                        John Lepley2015-06-27 05:33:18.000Z

                        Watch your last sunrise and if you're lucky we may have sunset today, but I wouldn't count on it.

                        1. J4
                          In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
                          jason dads2016-06-21 03:10:01.000Z

                          Nah.. We have a few billions years. No rush. leave it to the next generation

                          1. C
                            In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
                            Chris BSomething2017-01-06 02:05:13.000Z

                            You've convinced me, and Im onboard. If you can give me a well reasoned and justifiable budget for this endeavour, I'm willing to give you a government grant.

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                              Finger Picking Good2017-04-27 10:07:44.000Z

                              Fire the whole Earth into it. That'll teach it to slightly impede my ability to make out distant star systems.