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By System @system
    2003-10-01 14:00:00.000Z
    • 19 comments
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      Lethu Ubisi @NettCaster87
        2020-06-11 11:34:23.461Z

        You had me at "we must destroy the sun"

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          In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
          David
            2011-03-30 14:57:00.000Z

            Hello? We orbit around the Sun.... Without it our solar system would be doomed.

            1. JJason Heeris
                2011-03-30 15:55:00.000Z

                Well, if the Sun could be extinguished without losing much mass, our orbit would remain the same. In fact, as it is the Sun is slowly evaporating, losing mass while our orbit gradually changes.

                But I don't see any particular reason that our solar system needs to remain intact anyway.

                1. CChris BSomething
                    2017-01-06 02:19:52.000Z

                    Nice plan, but if you managed to extinguish the sun, without getting rid of its mass, I believe it would spontaneously reignite. No, we need a better plan.

                  • In reply toDavid:
                    AAC
                      2014-02-07 08:34:06.000Z

                      No, the sun orbits us... and we need to put an end to this menace.

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                        EEndie
                          2016-12-10 10:53:33.000Z

                          Well spotted. I can't imagine how none of us spotted this fact.

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                          In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
                          Anonymous
                            2011-07-30 03:35:00.000Z

                            they are all true!

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                              In reply toUnknown [DwE4KFYW2]:
                              OG
                                2011-09-21 15:57:00.000Z

                                Since the beginning of time, mankind has yearned to destroy the sun. Failing this, we should do the next best thing: block it out.

                                1. JJason Heeris
                                    2011-09-21 16:00:00.000Z

                                    I can't help but feel that Mr. Burns lacked ambition on this.

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                                    Renaldo
                                      2013-02-09 08:17:35.000Z

                                      let's do this. i'll get the supplies.

                                      1. ÁÁdám Zovits
                                          2013-10-30 01:14:56.000Z

                                          Okay, I'll get the marching band.

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                                          JJ
                                            2013-10-30 12:59:37.000Z

                                            Impractical. We ought to boot the earth out of the solar system instead.

                                            1. JJason Heeris
                                                2013-10-30 14:56:12.000Z

                                                More practical but less satisfying. Sometimes you just want to be punitive...

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                                                ajay
                                                  2013-11-14 08:03:02.000Z

                                                  we can save our life . .....

                                                  1. J3
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                                                    John Lepley
                                                      2015-06-27 05:30:27.000Z

                                                      Holy shit I am laughing my ass off, I have always dreamed of destroying the sun, I have 6 inch rocket to do it and you need to listen up. Here's your new laws. #1do what the fuck I tell you when I tell you. #2 everybody destroy each others military and cooperate to facilitate it I am out of my mind, but if don't do what I say I don't care what happens at all, I am gonna take you all to hell with me.

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                                                        John Lepley
                                                          2015-06-27 05:33:18.000Z

                                                          Watch your last sunrise and if you're lucky we may have sunset today, but I wouldn't count on it.

                                                          1. J4
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                                                            jason dads
                                                              2016-06-21 03:10:01.000Z

                                                              Nah.. We have a few billions years. No rush. leave it to the next generation

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                                                                Chris BSomething
                                                                  2017-01-06 02:05:13.000Z

                                                                  You've convinced me, and Im onboard. If you can give me a well reasoned and justifiable budget for this endeavour, I'm willing to give you a government grant.

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                                                                    Finger Picking Good
                                                                      2017-04-27 10:07:44.000Z

                                                                      Fire the whole Earth into it. That'll teach it to slightly impede my ability to make out distant star systems.